[The feed turns on to a disgruntled Soldier, who's looking at his communicator like it's some kind of pest. He just got his first shock.]

DAMMIT! I WAS going to use you, you little-- Ahem! ALRIGHT. WHOEVER is leaving fruit out in the street SHOULD have been leaving it IN A TRASH CAN! This stuff tastes HORRIBLE! [With this, he takes another bite ( Read more... )

[The video flicks on, showing a blurry close up of someone's palm.]

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

[The screen is suddenly full of rapidly approaching daytime sky. It soon begins to retreat and buildings slide into view as the camera turns a 180. There is a precious few seconds of the street closing in before the communicator hits the pavement with a solid, ( Read more... )